("Art isn't for Sissies")
In 1989, Bob Solari, then president of the 360 member Pacific Flyway Decoy Association, surveying a calendar of activities that threatened to place club expenses and club income in dangerous proximity, and thinking that the crisis might be eased with a boost in public awareness, advised his assembled Board of Directors, "We need a phrase to tell what our club is about." This is the sort of assignment for which boards and committees were conceived, so with the practiced ease of pro forma deliberation, a suitably grave, bland, and inoffensive motto was submitted and approved: "Dedicated to the Preservation of Wildfowl Art and Sculpture."
For a time this ornament served to decorate a pamphlet or balance a letterhead, but it is not the sort of thing to distinguish a T-shirt. Not even the highest club official or the oldest living member could quote it in a pinch, so in time, a kind of free translation has evolved based on 29 years of the realities of show business; the high hopes and low turnouts, the triumphs and tantrums of weekend celebrities (and hopeless novices), the festive banquets the night before, and the sobering balance sheets the morning after; all of this has come down to a tough mission statement having more to do with self preservation than public awareness: "Art isn't for Sissies."